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The Best Of Dan Knudsen, Volume II (2005​-​2010)

by Dan Knudsen

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1.
If every state in the USA Was just like Flor-i-day There would be beaches like Day-toe-nay Where we could take walks together Two sets of footprints in the sand Two silhouettes in the sunset holding hands Two lovers walking up and down the strand From June to September We'll take some trips to beaches and zoos Just the two of us, me and you Among the creatures of the earth, sea and sky At the beaches and zoos We'll have fun if we try In this world of fun that's brand new The animals are missing me and you What kinds are they; I wish we had some clues At the zoo We'll see our favorite people and best friends On days we hate to see come to an end But we can always go back again Just to see what's new We're going down to beaches and zoos I'll tell you what we are going to do I'll take you down to paradise At the beaches and zoos Good times feel so nice
2.
I don’t push you around I don’t slap you on the butt I never punch you in the stomach I never belt you in the gut Love should not hurt Or have any violence or threats So I control myself No matter how mad at you I get You don’t want me to touch you I understand It's your own body To myself I'll keep my hands Whenever you need privacy I'll promise not to invade It's alright girl don't be afraid Baby I won't hurt you Cuz, it's the last thing I would ever wanna to do Baby I won't hurt you I don't have the heart to So baby I won't hurt you Whoa I won't hurt you Well I know that some men are such cowardly abusers They call themselves lovers when they're really liars and losers I'm not one of those jerks Cuz I'm nice and not mean When girls say no to guys That's what they really mean You don't want me to touch you I understand It's your own body To myself I'll keep my hands If you ever need privacy I'll promise not to invade It's alright girl don't be afraid Baby, I won't hurt you Cuz it's the last thing I would ever wanna to do Baby I won't hurt you I don't have the heart to So baby I won't hurt you Whoa I won't hurt you You're an innocent woman And I respect you Aren't you glad I learned to give you that So let me be your guardian And protect you Cuz you and I are alright girl Don't be afraid Oh yeah Now I assure you Baby, I won't hurt you Cuz it's the last thing I would ever wanna to do Baby I won't hurt you I don't have the heart to So baby Take it from me Baby I won't hurt you Cuz it's the last thing I would ever wanna to do Baby I won't hurt you I don't have the heart to So baby I won't hurt you Your face will never be black or blue Aren't you glad, aren't you glad That’s not the way I treat you no-n-n-no-n-no I won't hurt you I won't hurt you Uh-a-aha-ah-oh yeah
3.
On a dragon over the mystic mountains of ancient medieval England I'm a Danish knight flying the storm out in a time of myth and legend A beautiful princess was kidnapped She's being held in a haunted palace Against her will locked in chains hard to break in a cell of disorder and malice Baby I've got to save you I'm coming to your rescue In this creepy place I'll not leave you Baby I've got to save you Now the crops have withered and the elders have died The animals and children are ill This land is under the curse of an evil wizard It is him who I must fight to kill The wizard carries a magic staff he wears a black robe and a helmet with horns He frightens the dwarves and elves and alarms the fairies and unicorns When I finally invade his fortress I destroy him and his goblins and ghouls With my elfish lance and mythral shield To face me they had to be fools Baby I've got to save you Now that I've come to your rescue In this scary place I won't leave you Baby I've got to save you Baby I've got to save you Now that I'm here at your rescue In this spooky place I won't leave you Baby I've got to save you
4.
Outer Space 04:57
Blast your lasers, swing your light sabers Protect and serve this great planet Alien invasion, human race annihilation Man fears it 'cuz he doesn't understand it AMEN! Blast off into outer space Take off to a higher place Earth's finest pilots fly their star fighters Aiming above and beyond in the star force Electric energy and magnetic activity Sometimes throw the squadrons of ships off course HUH! Blast off into outer space Make a jump into hyperspace Evil robots programmed to kill Could start a war in outer space Knowledge denied, information classified Regarding visitors from outer space Government lies, fire in the skies Covered up in outer space Outer space, outer space -synthesizer solo- Shrieking fire spitters, brain-sucking critters Meteors hurled by giant bugs, worms and slugs Cyborgs and androids, comets and asteroids Armageddon is about to strike with a storm of rocks Blast off into outer space Take off to a higher place Blast off into outer space Make a jump into hyperspace Do or do not, there is no try As you wish in outer space The force is with you, live long and prosper Make it so in outer space Stations are built, destinies are fulfilled For future travel in outer space Outer space, outer space Massive vessels in outer space Outer space, outer space Whoopin' E.T.'s ass in outer space Generations lost in outer space By your command in outer space
5.
At night and in the early morning The desert is shaken Stores and trailers are ransacked and violently wrecked There's no money taken It goes on for several hours ‘til the hottest part of the day Then the dunes are suddenly silent, after we've fallen victims of prey Whoa-oo-whoah, yeah-a-ah We're only appetizers for multi-legged freaks They are the worst nightmares come true for science geeks By these lethal monsters a number of persons have been killed Survivors wander in shock up and down the hills Giant insects and arachnids Are the greatest enemies of beast and man But our cyanide gas and flames will stop them These radioactive creatures of the sand Just recently they developed from the blast of atomic bombs It will take a bomber squadron to wipe them out with napalm bombs They'll need an infantry regiment to mop up after them Some have enough toxic acid to kill twenty beasts and men Mutant insects and arachnids Are the biggest enemies of beast and man But our bullets and dynamite will stop them These dangerous creatures of the sand Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh.... At night and in the early morning a sand storm has struck Killer beetles, wasps, mosquitoes, dragonflies and mantises crawl and fly amuck In the heat of the afternoon they nest underground But you can still hear their buzzing and whistling sounds Monstrous insects and arachnids Are the baddest enemies of beast and man But our grenades and missiles will stop them These deadly creatures of the sand LOOK OUT! They're laying eggs and breeding LOOK OUT! They're hungry and it's time for feeding LOOK OUT! The bugs are coming BACK, BACK! LOOK OUT! They are tarantulas of brown and scorps and ants of red and black LOOK OUT!
6.
He's an international super spy But not an agent for the FBI He works for the British secret service Saving the world is his one and only purpose He was born in the U.K. He has a partner with the CIA But he does his job the English way He was born in the U.K. He had to stop this madman big and old From robbing fort Knox’s supply of gold Only he could be so bold He had no heart and his blood was cold He was born in the U.K. He has a partner with the CIA But he does his job the English way He was born in the U.K. He has a nephew in Afghanistan Fighting off Al-quida and the Taliban They're on the run through Pakistan Hiding out in Iraq and Iran He was born in the U.K. He has a partner with the CIA But he does his job the English way He was born in the U.K. Toxic waste dumpers get caught by the EPA Just like drug dealers get arrested by the DEA Several decades of trotting the globe Millions of intriguing cases to probe He was born in the U.K. He has a partner with the CIA But he does his job the English way He was born in the U.K. He was born in the U.K. He was born in the U.K.
7.
It was a patch that the nun wore On the front side of her habit In the shape of the cross In the shape of the cross There were rapes and murders to avenge And choose between justice and revenge In the shape of the cross In the shape of the cross I wasn't sure if I agreed or disagreed With the promise she was laying down But I understood where she was coming from With the words she was spreading around Once you commit a crime you have to pay and do time Guilty and punished by imprisonment and a fine But if the clothes from the scene don't fit you Your lawyer may tell the judge and court they must acquit you Once you commit a crime There were stains left on the floors Too tough and stubborn to wash off Appearing in the color red Probably from blood that was shed And there were prisoners on death row In the jail where the guards took them slow In the electric chair they would fry Even if they were too young to die Once you commit a crime you have to pay and serve time God is good when he asks you not to hate or be unkind If you seek treatment and rehabilitation There's a chance you could go straight after incarceration All is won at such a cost Although you're still grieving a tragic loss But you never know just what mistakes and sins can be forgiven by God Our great high boss In the shape of the cross In the shape of the cross It was a gesture that the nun made With her hand in front of her face and chest In the name of the father and son And the holy spirit three in one Then they strapped him to a gurney Prepared the chemicals for his execution And they stuck the needle in his arm Killed by lethal injection he bought the farm Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh I wasn't sure if I agreed or disagreed With the promise she was laying down But I understood where she was coming from With the words she was spreading around Once you commit a crime you have to pay big time Open your eyes to see right from wrong don't be blind When you're thrown into a cell for detention The only road to walk is the one to redemption All is won at such a cost Although you're still grieving an unfortunate loss But you never know just what sinners can redeem themselves and be saved through Christ on the cross In the shape of the cross In the shape of the cross In the shape of the cross In the shape of the cross
8.
The streets are filled with alarm and fright And with the horror of all saint's eve The antichrist is coming again For the sinners and those who don't believe We call him by the prince of darkness And we call him by the serpent He makes no apologies or gives no reasons For his sins he'll never confess or repent He poses as a diabolic sorcerer He is there the emperor Lucifer The company of heaven shall enjoy watching As the underworld expires For thousands of years a war has raged on Between werewolves and vampires Like an animal and most criminals He is a fear detector Of all that is evil, cruel, perverse and sick He is the mad protector He unleashes a wrath so sinister He is there the emperor Lucifer In a jungle full of apes, wolves and dinosaurs He runs along the blackening rainbow Barbarians and Vikings attack his strongholds With catapults and crossbows But his witches and warlocks have grown in power This is where they've made their homes With vipers and roaches and moles and blobs And giants made of stone He's disguised as a satanic sorcerer He is there the emperor Lucifer
9.
You know I care so much about you I don't know what I'd do without you I must tell you I'd be pretty lonely And when this whole world gets too much And you need someone to talk to and touch I'll be there to listen and let you hold me I'm your angel and miracle I will watch over you You found the lover who can come on in and cover you I put my life on the line for you So let me go wherever you go Anything you do let me do it too I promise that everything I say is true I put my life on the line for you It is you I must safeguard Now that I'm your bodyguard If you should ever need personal protection I will keep you safe and secure When danger's a disease I'll be the cure Whatever goes wrong I'll be ready to make the right correction Oh allow me to give you shelter from the wind, snow, and rain If it falls too hard and blows you down I will help you get back up again CHORUS INTERLUDE CHORUS Whoa yeah I put my life on the line for you
10.
Tonight this evening is peaceful, cool, and calm Relaxed at home you're out of the way of harm You're in my tender custody and care Would you like to hug and hold your doll or teddy bear? The sun is down the moon is beaming bright Moths are flying around the porch light The toads are croaking as the crickets sing Fireflies are glittering and swarming So count your blessings and your sheep As you lie As you lie down to sleep Colors of the day fade to black Everyone under ten should hit the sack I know sometimes you feel scared Monsters are only in your mind it's just you who's there Dream of playful ghosts in the fog Out in the pond the lillypads teem with frogs Imagine friendly aliens and UFOs Hovering curiously in the shadows So get under the covers deep As you lie As you lie down to sleep Now it's time for me to tuck you into bed Can I just rub and pat your back and head? Is it alright if I sing you this lullaby? I'll cuddle and comfort you if you start to cry It's okay if you want to weep But you can make anything at all Out of those reflections on your wall Lots of good things can happen in the dark Focus on them and you'll be happy as a lark As you lie down to sleep Pray the good Lord God's watch will keep You'll be just fine until you awake All will still be well as the morning breaks Until your alarm clock goes beep As you lie As you lie down As you lie down to sleep

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released April 11, 2010

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Dan Knudsen Portland

Dan Knudsen is an American artist who’s musical style has been described as a combination of folk, gospel and outsider genres. Dan’s performances around the growing music city of Portland, ME have resulted in attracting a dedicated cult following, a full-length tribute album and an annual indoor festival called, “Dan-a-palooza” in honor of the artist and his music. ... more

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